Sing to the tune of “The Weight” by The Band
He pulled into Washington
Black MAGA cap on his head
He spent a ton of cash
put a felon in our bed
“Hey this is what we sold you
Now you’re gonna see some red”
He smiled a shitty grin
and stomped a loaf of bread
Get a load of Elon
Watch his chainsaw swing
Get a load of Elon
And (and, and)
See the richest man
Become a DOGE boy king
Gonna fuck democracy
Says the oligarchic bro
Create an autocracy
Control where the money flows
“Hey this what we sold you
now you see how much it blows
He smiled a shitty grin
Singing “greed’s the seed we sow “
Get a load of Elon
Watch his chainsaw swing
Get a load of Elon
And (and, and)
See the richest man
Become a DOGE boy king
Killing all the agencies
that assist the weak and poor
Indiscriminate firings
Pushing veterans out the door
“Hey this what we sold you
no need to be so sore”
and he smiled a shitty grin
at the blood that’s on the floor
Get a load of Elon
Watch the chainsaw swing
Get a load of Elon
And (and, and)
See the richest man
Become a DOGE boy king
A Sieg Heil to fascism
Gonna kill the D E I
Give Putin all he wants
Gonna watch the Gazan’s die
“Hey this what we sold you
So, you better not bat an eye”
He smiles a shitty grin
and pokes fun at all who cry
Get a load of Elon
Watch his chainsaw swing
Get a load of Elon
And (and, and)
See the richest man
Become a DOGE boy king
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