Read to the tune of “Day Tripper” by the Beatles.
He’s good at treason
And turning it all inside out
He’s good at treason
And taking the easy way out, now
He is a lame skipper
A tariff-driven fool
It took us soooo long to find out
What he’s about
He’s a big teaser
“Let’s make America great”
He’s a truth squeezer
Gets us to tap into hate, now
He is a lame skipper
Putin’s puppet, yeah
It took us soooo long to find out
What he’s about
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Tried to please him
But he only gave us demands
Tried to please him
By always obeying commands, now
He is a lame skipper
A tariff-driven fool
It took us soooo long to find out
What he’s about
Lame skipper, yeah
Lame Skipper, yeah
Lame Skipper, yeah
Lame Skipper, yeah
Lame Skipper
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