The Communion Nazi

To Parishioner Pelosi:

The archbishop has spoken

your soul is too broken

your communion with God is “Declined!”


No body of wafer

to keep your soul safer

no blood in that cup full of wine


To that tall-hatted dude out in Frisco

the one chanting “El Cuerpo de Christo”

we won’t bend to your will

or keep our mouth’s still

or dance to the beat of your disco


He’s condemning your views on abortion

and withholding God’s grace as extortion

his tactics aren’t bold

they’re petty and cold

we can see through the smoke and distortion


To the church that treats women like cattle

for the lines that you’ve drawn for this battle

It’s a badge (not a snub)

to be tossed from your club

we will march on New York and Seattle

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