Dear Nancy Pelosi:
No communion wafer and wine!
The archbishop has spoken
Your soul is too broken
Your union with the savior, “Declined!”
To that tall-hatted dude out in Frisco
The one chanting “El Cuerpo de Christo”
I’ll pass on your wafer, to make women safer
Then dance in the street, like a disco
Condemning our views on abortion
Withholding God’s grace as extortion!!??
Your tactics aren’t bold
They’re petty and cold
We’ll not bend to suit your contortion
To the Church that treats women like cattle
For the lines that you’ve drawn for this battle
It’s a badge (not a snub)
to be tossed from your club
We will march on New York and Seattle
To the congregation
of the pedophile protector
I’m a cool conscientious objector
I’ll pass on the cracker
and fight the attacker
To the church
You can call me defector
bendingtheneedle 