The Communion Nazi

Dear Nancy Pelosi:

The archbishop has spoken

your soul is too broken

your Communion with God

is “Declined!”

No body of wafer

to keep your soul safer

no blood in that cup full of wine

To that tall-hatted dude out in Frisco

the one chanting “El Cuerpo de Christo”

we won’t bend to your will

Or keep our mouth’s still

Or dance to the beat in your disco

He’s condemning your views on abortion

and withholding God’s grace as extortion

his tactics aren’t bold

they’re petty and cold

we can see through the smoke

and distortion

To the church that treats women

like cattle

for the lines that you’ve drawn

for this battle

It’s a badge (not a snub)

to be tossed from your club

we will march on New York

and Seattle