Sing to the tune of “I Saw Her Standing There” by the Beatles
Well, he is just cruel and mean
in his fake orange sheen
his dictatorship has put us in despair
He demonizes the other, oohh
in his fake-ass golden hair
Deporter in Chief
Felonious thief
a piggish fool, with greed beyond compare
He loves Vlady P like no other, oooh
From his cozy White House lair
Collective hearts go boom with a sense of doom
Autocracy is brewiiing!
People snatched from the street
Every word dipped in deceit
And the courts are trying hard to rein him in
Don will not dance with another
Oh, since he saw Vlad standing there
Collective hearts go boom with a sense of doom
401Ks are crashiiing!
Free speech gets denied
and the US courts defied
while oligarchs get rich beyond compare
Don will not dance with another,
Oh, since he saw Vlad standing there
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