Sing to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil” by the Rolling Stones
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of greed and girth
Been around since 1946
Learned from father that wealth is worth
Remember the Republicans
had their moment before I came
cowered, caved, and complied
and forever changed the game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Spreading hatred all ‘round
Is the nature of my game
Stuck around New York City
When I saw it was a time for a change
Called Vlad and his ministers
Melania screamed in vain
I rode that dark
birtherism train
to kill hope and change
on the open range
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Spreading hatred all ‘round
Is the nature of my game, ah yeah
I watched with glee
as the MAGA crowd
beat and tazed their way
to our darkest day
I shouted out
“Who killed democracy?”
when after all
it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m the god to whom you pray
I laid the trap for Ukrainians
and dashed their hope on election day
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
And spreading hate all ‘round
Is the nature of my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s confounding you
Is just the nature of my game, mm yeah
Just as every pol is a criminal
and all the sinners’ saints
my lies are truth, just call me President
one that’s dipped in orange paint
So, if you meet me, show some courtesy
have some sympathy, and some fear
use all your well-learned politeness
or I’ll make you disappear, mm yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what’s confounding’ you
Is the nature of my game
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