Dear Vlad,

What the fuck?

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??

People just want to live their lives without fear of oppression and suppression.

Parents just want to raise their children in a safe, secure, and peaceful world.

Children just want to learn, laugh, and play without fear of being sniped or blown up.

No one cares about your nostalgically misguided view of Russian imperialism.

Fuck you and everything you stand for.

Sincerely,

The world

Because this is all there is

When you reach the end

I hope you had more good times than bad, 

laughed more than you cried, and

loved more than you hated


I hope regrets were few,

achievements many,

and that your wealth

could be measured in smiles


I hope you enjoyed your stay,

were buoyed by happiness,

oxygenated by love,

and were at peace when you left


Because this is all there is